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The Very Likable, Very Invincible President & The Crows

The crows were back again a whole week early. We all knew to stay inside when they came. However there was one person who just simply wasn’t having it, our president. That morning he tweeted “I am a very likable,very Invincible person if the crows know what’s best for them they won’t touch me. I am going Outside”. That morning the president and his wife walked walked outside and were carried off by crows. His wife looked like she wanted to scream but the botox in her face wouldn’t allow. it As the president was being carried away he yelled I should have built a wall between our great country and the sky to keep out those wretched birds.

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